Tell You Why The Taboo of Female Masturbation is B.S.

June 25, 2013

As a mere freshman in high school, I knew thateven the details of our PG-13 conversation would sound Notre-Damian gongs of alarmin her head, launching her into attack mode. I was 14 years old the first time I lied about sex. Iwas on the phone with a girlfriend murmuring in hushed tones so my motherwouldn’t overhear. Yet,here I was on a Tuesday night, talking on the phone about something I…

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Stop Expecting Paula Deen to be Racist Due To She’s Southern

June 23, 2013

The Food Network personality admitted to — and, on Friday, apologized for — using a racial slur in a deposition for the lawsuit filed by one of her former employees. So the Internet is not surprised Paula Deen is racist. And what’s more, despite the fact that the Food Network has decided not to renew her contract at the end of the month, her company’s publicist has defended her, saying: “During a…

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How Can We Explain the TV Personality’s Racism – Paula Deen N-Word Controversy

June 21, 2013

Really? In 2013 America, one can be pretty positive that a derogatory term is going push some buttons. Also, a slave-themed wedding might not go down so hot. The only reason she wouldn’t immediately know both of those things is because she is not of our world. So I’m going to put something out there, and maybe it’s a little crazy, but so is blast-from-the-past racism. Maybe, just maybe, Paula Deen…

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Actually Justin Timberlake’s Cover Art for ‘Tunnel Vision’ Transforms His Nose into Sideboob

June 12, 2013

Plus, turning Justin Timberlake’s nose into sideboob will never let us look at Timberlake the same way again. Or a sideboob, for that matter. Justin Timberlake’s The 20/20 Experience constantly cranks out hit songs. But the cover art for his new single, “Tunnel Vision,” is quite a miss. We’re not sure whose brilliant idea it was to frame his face inside the silhouette of a naked woman, but the result is more…

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